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Kitty-kitty, Kitty-kitty!

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Huh?

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Was I snoring?

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No idea, maybe not.

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Good.

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I dreamt we worked in a team.

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No way.

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We went snake hunting, had to push them
into pipes and so police can't stop us.

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Matas and Jacob were there, and then you and me,

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and for some reason, Mantas Stonkus too.

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Stonkus is everywhere now.

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Everyone was working, except me
because my teeth were falling...

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They say that if you dream
of falling teeth, you'll die soon.

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Oh, common, who says so?

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Man, you smell like you're dead already!

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It was you who fed me all that garlic yesterday!

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You told me you were coming down with flu.

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All men end up sick if neglected love.

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Simukas!

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Towel!

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Thanks.

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This hook should actually go here.

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Do you want to fix it now?

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When then?

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Maybe shave first...

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You're not my mum, don't tell me what to do!

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Yeah? How many eggs are you having?

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Today guys from sanitary epidemic
are coming to work.

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Why?

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They said they need to check us for worms...

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How?

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Just like in childhood, they would
make us stand against the wall

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with pants down, and the scotch
tape attached to the butt hole...

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Today we're going to Kristina's. Remember?

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Where?

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House warming. They bought a flat.
I told you on Monday.

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Maybe you told somebody else?

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No, you.

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Did I say I was coming?

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Hello good morning!

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Shhhh! Who can bear so much energy in the morning?

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Dainius goes clubbing every Thursday,

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pretends to be a foreigner,
and brings a new chick home.

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Yeah, you told me.

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Are you jealous or what?

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What?

47
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No, not jealous.

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You envy your boss have sex randomly

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Yes, you do!

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No...

51
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There's nothing wrong with that
since you're a healthy man.

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What do you mean?

53
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I think it's normal to want new chicks.

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Are you serious?

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I am.

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Especially after you've been living
with the same one for 6 years.

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Do you also feel like trying new men?

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Hello?

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Hi

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Stop it, Irina, nobody's burgled you!

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You've been partying yesterday,
I can tell from your voice.

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You cried?

63
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Perhaps you did, if you broke your phone again.

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Common, get dressed, and come to work!

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OK, bye!

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Let's talk about those trials...

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What's there to talk about?
Marriage has both pros and cons.

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You're right.

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Mrs Boss!

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Morning!

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- Did Irina call?
- Yes, she did.

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What now?

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Her house got burgled.

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Wow. Something new.

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What happened?

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Did you get to meet Irina?

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Is she the one talking to herself? Yeah, that one.

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I heard her arguing with herself once.

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Every Thursday she goes out partying,
and then the next morning calls in sick.

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Once she said there was no water,
then the leg got broken, what else?

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She buried three or four grandmas...

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Why does she still work here?

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When she works, she works well.

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She's well received by the clients.

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Perhaps men?

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How bizarre...

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Speak of the devil!

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Alright, alright, mind your own businesses!

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Late again, huh?

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Sorry, traffic.

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Wake up earlier!

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Where did I finish?

93
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You said 'on the back'!

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Did I show you her photo?

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Yes, you did...

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Look, who I brought back from 'Salento' yesterday!

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What? Wife, sister?

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Giedre's workmate, she's got a boyfriend,
a Bushido fighter.

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I'm not interested!

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So yeah, I take her home, put the music
on, take off her tiger print thong...

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Don't tell me more, OK? I'm meeting her tonight,

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I won't be able to look her in the eyes.

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Listen, I pull down the thong, and above the papaya

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there's a tattoo of a butterfly!

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Done by herself?

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Are you dumb? How would she do it
by herself? Who does it by themselves?

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Hello, guys!

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Hey, Jacob!

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Did you get some rest?

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Fuck no... All day with the kids...

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Where did you go?

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To Trakai.

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We took a boat, start rowing.

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A swan comes close,
kids give it kibin crumbs, it takes them.

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Meat too?

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Sure, a swan is like a rat, eats everything.

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And then Noah suddenly grabs her by
the neck, the stupid swan gets panicky,

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but the boy does not let go,
tries to pull it inside the boat.

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Seriously?

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The wife is shouting, the little one's crying.

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I'm saying - son, you shouldn't do that!

122
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So then I grabbed on his arm,
and that stupid bird bites my hand!

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Total chaos!

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But you know, the small one has a damn strong grip!

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He'll be able to strangle his wife when he's married.

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It's time you have kids too!

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Just not together. Don't try it.

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First we have the mortgage to pay off.

129
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If you wait until the mortgage is paid off,

130
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your dick will no longer be functional!

131
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Shouldn't you be working?

132
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Oops, come on guys!

133
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Are you seriously planning to get sick?

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My nose's been itchy all day!

135
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Try some nose picking!

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Only bastards would pick their boogers
in a stranger's car.

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Last night Dainius slept with Irina.

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What? How do you know?

139
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He showed me the pictures and told everything.

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Does she have a tattoo above her thing?

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Yes, she does, and she's so proud of it.

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So, there you go.

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But today she'll be with her Ramunelis..

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Have you seen this Ramunelis?

145
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He'll kill both of them once he finds out.

146
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Then you'll get killed, and me,
and everyone in the vicinity.

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So, let's keep it quiet. Yeah sure.

148
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..and then I find out I've won a hamster.
And he lived for 4 years!

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Tomorrow we're going where I choose!

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To the shooting range!

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OK, I'm off to speak with the girls!

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Wait!

153
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Hey!

154
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Hi.

155
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Why are you crying?

156
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I'm not crying. My nose is super itchy.

157
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Look, you're married to Gintare, right?

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To Giedre.

159
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The small one?

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Her name's Giedre.

161
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Are you married to her or not, for fuck's sake?

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Fuck, I am.

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How did you propose?

164
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I... Why do you need this?

165
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Me and Irina have been going out for a year now,

166
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and so it's time to either marry or split up.

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I don't know... we dated for 4 years
before we got married.

168
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Are you retarded?!

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Yes.

170
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How should I propose to get good pics for Instagram?

171
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You're a bit into art, aren't you?

172
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Am I into art?

173
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I'm a mechanic.

174
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I think you're more into art than me.

175
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What do you mean?

176
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You're a Bushido fighter.

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So... Bushido is a martial art.

178
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You're a fighting artist.

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What the fuck?!

180
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Forget about it

181
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I want to propose, for fuck's sake!

182
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I don't know, maybe take a trip somewhere together.

183
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OK and what am I supposed to do?
Get down on my knees, right?

184
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On one knee.

185
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Right, two knees in church.

186
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What do you say once you're there?

187
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What you feel.

188
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Where should I feel it?

189
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I don't know where you feel it

190
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in your heart perhaps...

191
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You're damn good man, digging deep! Artist indeed!

192
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:02,840
Bro, where's a bathroom here?

193
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Second floor. Cool.

194
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Cool.

195
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.. I don't know where to put it.

196
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Hamsters are out of fashion.

197
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Rytis, Kriste's brother.

198
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Hello, Ugne.

199
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Enjoying the party?

200
00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,680
Yeah, you?

201
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Super much. Super.

202
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:44,680
Look... Would you like to take
this party somewhere else?

203
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Where else?

204
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My place.

205
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,080
How old are you, Rytis?

206
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Twenty five.

207
00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,600
And... how long is your 'friend?

208
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,360
What friend?

209
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,400
I've come here by myself.

210
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:06,000
Your Penislav. Who?

211
00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:09,400
If you're inviting me for a shag, I need to know

212
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,080
if it's worthwhile to leave this party or not.

213
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,280
I don't know, I've never measured it.

214
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,800
You're lying. All of you guys have measured them.

215
00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:20,680
Let's make it clear now rather than in your place.

216
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,240
Bitch...

217
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,720
Wait!

218
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,360
You see that girl?

219
00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:27,880
In a salmon dress?

220
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,320
She's more or less your age, has no boyfriend,

221
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,800
and since you're so straightforward,
you should just go for it!

222
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,840
OK.

223
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,200
Thanks!

224
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:45,720
Hello!

225
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:46,960
I'm Ugne.

226
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,120
Kriste's neighbour.

227
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:49,520
Hello!

228
00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,720
I'm Simas.

229
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,280
Kriste's colleague and Giedre's husband.

230
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:54,800
No, wait,

231
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,960
yes, that's right.

232
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,120
How's the party?

233
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I mean, I'm married.

234
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:01,680
I understand.

235
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,800
Hi!

236
00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,280
This is Ugne, Kriste's neighbour.

237
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,280
Giedre. We work together.

238
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,240
We were talking about you.

239
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,640
What exactly?

240
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,320
I told you were my wife, and that's all.

241
00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,560
I said I thought you were a nice couple.

242
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,280
Thanks.

243
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,000
Are you here with someone?

244
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,760
No, surely not. I have a cat, if it counts.

245
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,320
No, it doesn't.

246
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:25,960
So, you have a cat.

247
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,600
Grey and soft.

248
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,720
We've been actually considering
getting a cat. Hard to choose one.

249
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,240
Really? Would you like to try it? Let's go to my place.

250
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,520
You can pet it.

251
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:36,800
Are we still talking about a cat?

252
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:38,440
Sure.

253
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,520
Let's go?

254
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:41,720
You live nearby?

255
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,600
Yeah. Behind the wall. I'm the neighbour.

256
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,680
I'm not sure about this...

257
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,480
This is what lofts are built like.

258
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:03,280
You should take a pencil, sharpen it
a bit, and blow the graphite inside.

259
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:04,440
Where should I blow it?

260
00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,920
Inside the hole. Keyhole.

261
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:10,280
Ah, OK, I'll sharpen and blow it in
tomorrow, but for now, would you mind..?

262
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,560
Mhm..

263
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,680
Sure it's your flat?

264
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,600
Or are we helping you to rob someone?

265
00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:27,000
We'll split it three ways.

266
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,280
The key's too short. Have you got a longer one?

267
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,200
You guys so funny!

268
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:47,800
After you!

269
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,760
Take a seat anywhere you like.

270
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,240
Cepi, Cepi!

271
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:57,960
What's his name?

272
00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,480
Cepis. Cepelinas.

273
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,520
Why Cepelinas?

274
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,880
Because he's fat and grey.

275
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,040
He's probably sleeping upstairs.

276
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,360
What's happening?

277
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000
No idea.

278
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,360
Don't wake him up if he's asleep.

279
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,720
Yeah, let him sleep.

280
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,920
He sleeps 18 hours a day.

281
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,360
Oh...

282
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,800
The cat has got his life in order.

283
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,920
- What's this?
- Treat.

284
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,160
Thank you very much.

285
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,800
So, where do you gorgeous come from?

286
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,120
From Lazdyneliai.

287
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,600
That's a nice way of calling Lazdynai?

288
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,160
No, no, there's a separate district,
behind the hospital,

289
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,240
and it's designed to contain streets
with flower names.

290
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,960
Our street is called...

291
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,480
'Forget-me-not'.

292
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,560
'Me-not' yes.

293
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,840
How long have you been together?

294
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:54,960
6 years.

295
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,120
2 years of marriage.

296
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,200
2 years of marriage.

297
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,320
Superb!

298
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,320
You two are a good match.

299
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,000
Would you like to play 'spin the bottle'?

300
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,480
Did you play it when you were young?

301
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,600
When I was in grade 5...

302
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:09,480
All you need is to spin it.

303
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,840
Yeah, just to spin it.

304
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,600
Let's play it.

305
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:14,680
OK.

306
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,200
You start.

307
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,720
It wasn't me you span.

308
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,800
Wow!

309
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,320
How modest!

310
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,680
Composer

311
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,080
Costume designer

312
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,480
Production designer

313
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,240
Director of photography

314
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,520
Producers

315
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,840
Writer and director

316
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,000
Director's wife and best friend

317
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:02,800
Lithuanian Swingers

318
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,839
Do you even have a cat?

319
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000
Yeah.

320
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,680
He's gotta be somewhere.

321
00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:24,319
Here's the fatty!

322
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,520
So fat and cute.

323
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,359
Castrated.

324
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,360
Ouch... No more nuts for the kitty...

325
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,200
He's less nuts though.

326
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,360
Do you see what happens when you get nuts?

327
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,440
Has he been here all this time?

328
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:38,960
Perhaps.

329
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,960
I don't really think he realized
what was happening here, anyway.

330
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,080
We didn't realize it either.

331
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:47,920
We should get going.

332
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,760
So, thank you...

333
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,280
We'll call a taxi ourselves.

334
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,440
Was this your first time?

335
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,960
Yep.

336
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,160
Oh, I took your virginity!

337
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,360
Next time you're in the area, let me know!

338
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,680
OK, let's go!

339
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,560
Did you feel how soft her skin was?

340
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,760
Yep.

341
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,000
Do you think she invited us to do it
one more time, or what?

342
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,600
I don't know.

343
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,880
What's wrong?

344
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,720
Didn't you like it?

345
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,240
What about you?

346
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:40,760
Well yes, I loved it, it was wonderful, I won't lie.

347
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,200
Good, at least one of us did.

348
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,920
So, was it like we raped you, or what?

349
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,000
Let's talk about it tomorrow.

350
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,680
OK, tomorrow.

351
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,920
Advice, maybe?

352
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,520
I have none.

353
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,720
I've got some.

354
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,840
Buy her flowers tomorrow morning.

355
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,000
Maybe they won't solve all the problems,

356
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,000
but surely it won't make matters worse.

357
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,600
She's not exactly into flowers.

358
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,880
The one thing I learned during the 3 marriages

359
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,120
is that every single woman is into flowers.

360
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,880
Just try it.

361
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,120
OK, thanks, good night!

362
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,560
Good night.

363
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,400
They only had black and white, so I took the white one.

364
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,600
The black one is more for funerals.

365
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:32,400
Shall we go to the forest?

366
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,800
So... we need to talk.

367
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,320
Perhaps.

368
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
About yesterday.

369
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,680
What do you want to say?

370
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,840
Everything. I don't know.

371
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:56,840
It's a new thing after all.

372
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,160
Yeah.

373
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,040
Did you like it?

374
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,480
Not as much as you did, I guess.

375
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:06,360
To be honest, it was fantastic.

376
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,440
- Really.
- Glad to hear it.

377
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,720
Shall we do it again some time?

378
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:16,040
I don't think this was fair.
You got to try it with two women

379
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:21,120
and maybe next time I'd like to try it with two men.

380
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,880
Are you saying

381
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,120
me and some other guy?

382
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,240
Of course, not without you.

383
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:35,440
Hmm, I don't know... It might not work...

384
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,560
No worries.

385
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,400
So, threesome with two girls only after
a threesome with two guys?

386
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,640
I think it's fair this way. Don't you?

387
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,320
But, you ladies are better looking anyway

388
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,400
even you find each other attractive.

389
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:58,560
I've read somewhere that there's a growing
number of bi-sexual women.

390
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,520
And plus, there are more women out there...

391
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,200
What should we do, when all of you go to Norway?

392
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,880
But you told me you once kissed a guy too?

393
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,320
When?

394
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,120
When you were a teenager, with Marius.

395
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,120
No, it doesn't count.

396
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,840
That was a domestic party.

397
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:24,680
We only did that because two girls
promised to do the same after.

398
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,280
So there.

399
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,960
No, I am super heterosexual - I only kiss a guy

400
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,920
to see two girls kissing afterwards.

401
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,160
We've sacrificed our friendship;
we haven't met ever since.

402
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,200
But it was worth it.

403
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,120
Oh yeah, crazy stuff happened.

404
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,600
When you want to repeat it, you know the conditions.

405
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,400
Let's go back.

406
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:48,800
I can't see the car.

407
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,120
..and after all that we lay all tired and peaceful.

408
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:08,480
That fat cat is just
sitting there all fucking scared.

409
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,200
We always kick all the animals out of the room.

410
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,640
Freaky ha?
You never know what the animal's thinking.

411
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,480
Do you remember when we had to climb a rope in school?

412
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,680
Yeah?

413
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:22,120
We then went back to repeat it
during breaks. Voluntarily.

414
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,720
So?

415
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,800
I'm saying the times are changing

416
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,720
before we would be satisfied by one rope,

417
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,920
and now one woman isn't enough.

418
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,880
How's it going? How was the weekend?

419
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,440
Go ahead, Simas, tell him.

420
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:37,600
Maybe not

421
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,560
I came back with quite a chiquita

422
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,080
a dancer for 'Lietuvos Rytas'.

423
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,480
What does a newspaper need a dancer for?

424
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,600
A Basketball team!

425
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:52,360
So, basically I had her do a split,
and a bridge, and all kinds of gymnastics!

426
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,280
Listen to this - Simas did two chicks in one night!

427
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,400
What?

428
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,080
Sorry dude, don't get pissed, he had to.

429
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,280
Seriously?

430
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,040
He and his wife banged another chick!

431
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,280
- How do you call it?
- Threesome - in English.

432
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,880
Here's a man who had a threesome over the weekend!

433
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,360
What do you say to that?

434
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,920
Are you serious?

435
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,280
Yeah, threesome.

436
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,480
Hi!

437
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,760
Yes, bring it here.

438
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
OK, I'm coming.

439
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,760
He's like this used bandage,
which floats in the pool.

440
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,600
So, what's next?

441
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Are you doing it again?

442
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,640
I'd like to, but

443
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,960
I can have it with two chicks only
when Giedre does it with two men!

444
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,560
No, no no no. Forget about it!

445
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,280
Me and Matukas can do it for you,
if you are uncomfortable.

446
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,160
Forget this idea.

447
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,920
You should find swingers to swap partners.

448
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Yep.

449
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,520
My parents are swingers,

450
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,000
but none of them knows that.

451
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,480
What do you mean by swingers?

452
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,360
When you swap your wives for sex.

453
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,320
They get together, they swap,
plow each other, and go separate ways.

454
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,560
Can you find them in Lithuania?

455
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,280
Everywhere you go.

456
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,400
After all that we look at that Cepelinas,
which is staring at us.

457
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,120
Wow, do you see what kind of neighbour I have!

458
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,880
I only saw it on the computer
that a dude can do it with two chicks.

459
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,160
Why are you so happy about it?

460
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,520
What?

461
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,640
This is disgusting!

462
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:24,840
Why?

463
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,480
We're talking - a different pussy!

464
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,480
Pussy's not a wolf, it won't bite.

465
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,280
Are you a lesbian then?

466
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,840
Maybe I am a bit.

467
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,320
So appalling!

468
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,200
Maybe you want to join the gay parade,
or perhaps adopt a child!

469
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,400
Are you feeling alright?

470
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,680
I'm fine, but she's not.

471
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,880
You'll receive absenteeism.

472
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:48,120
PMS?

473
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,520
The strangest thing is that during
her PMS, she's the sweetest person.

474
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,760
Hello.

475
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:56,840
Hi, can you talk?

476
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,280
I was telling my guys about
yesterday's adventure...

477
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,600
You surely were.

478
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,360
As if you didn't tell them?

479
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:06,120
And?

480
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:10,440
And Jacob remembered a thing like swingers.

481
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,920
And so?

482
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,840
What do you mean?

483
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,320
Could we swap partners?

484
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,280
Simas, what's wrong with you? Am I not enough for you?

485
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:23,080
I thought this could be a new adventure for us!

486
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,240
Adventure?

487
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,200
Jumping from a roof on snow is also an adventure.

488
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,560
OK, I can't talk now, I've got a client.

489
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:33,040
OK, bye!

490
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,280
She don't really like this idea of swingers...

491
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,880
If you change your mind, you've got my number.

492
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,560
Take her to the restaurant after work, feed her,

493
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:52,640
and then ask her again.

494
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,880
Shouldn't men be won over by food,
women love with their ears, don't they?

495
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,040
While eating, just tell her she's beautiful.

496
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,040
OK, I'll try.

497
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,400
Or, you know what? Do Hubba Bubba to her at home.

498
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,800
What's that?

499
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,800
One finger goes to Hubba, two others - to Bubba.

500
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
What's wrong?

501
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,080
What's up?

502
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,600
Nothing, Mrs Virginia, nothing serious.

503
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,160
But I feel something in your hands.

504
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,320
Nonsense with Simas.

505
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,840
What happened?

506
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,440
Will you promise to not judge?

507
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,880
You know, the worst that can happen
is that I wouldn't care at all.

508
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:46,640
Last Friday me and Simas slept with one more woman.

509
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,040
Oh, wow! Good job!

510
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,280
Really?

511
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,360
Sure,

512
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:56,760
me and my Vytukas participated
in such orgies, you wouldn't believe!

513
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,480
This is quite a surprise for me.

514
00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,920
Why are you down now?

515
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,080
Simas goes on about swingers...

516
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,160
And you, what, are in doubt?

517
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,240
Surely...

518
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,720
Girl, do as you please,

519
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,960
just know one thing, when you're my age,

520
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:16,560
you'll be regretting the things you haven't done

521
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,720
rather than the ones you have!

522
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,240
But I have Simas...

523
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,720
So what?

524
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,520
Don't you feel curious?

525
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,520
How many men did you have before Simas?

526
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,240
Three. Simas is number 4.

527
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,560
4 men is nothing!

528
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,360
You're young,

529
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,840
just... watch out for diseases.

530
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,560
When I lived in America...

531
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,360
Let's not go into that, Mrs Virginia...

532
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,760
So, about those swingers...

533
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,160
Perhaps we can try...

534
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:00,920
Really?

535
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:03,960
Yeah, if you want it, we can try.

536
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,520
So, you don't want to?

537
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,080
No, not really...

538
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:08,920
Maybe it would be nice to try...

539
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,320
Don't pretend, OK?

540
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,760
We should turn around.

541
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,360
Where did you take us?

542
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,320
I was going to talk about these swingers,

543
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,136
so I was going to take you to the restaurant first.

544
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,400
But since you already agreed

545
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,000
I don't need to take you anywhere.

546
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,120
I see...

547
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,720
Indeed

548
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,680
I'll turn around, OK?

549
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,040
Let me squeeze in.

550
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,960
I found a couple looking for a couple
for this Friday. Dominykas and Monika.

551
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,760
So we are in such a hurry?

552
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,160
Well, soon you'll have a PMS,

553
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,240
then a period after that, so you won't be able to.

554
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,400
Wow.

555
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:49,720
Wasn't that right?

556
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,760
This is not the point.

557
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,320
So, I'm writing to them, right?

558
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,080
What should I say?

559
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,240
'Dear Sir..'

560
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,240
Maybe just 'Mr.', it's a bit shorter.

561
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:09,560
'...I'd like to bang your wife.
I'll give you mine in exchange'.

562
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,760
What?

563
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,120
Nothing. I'll manage myself.

564
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,520
Can you turn it off?

565
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,280
What if they write back?

566
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,960
Simas, put down the phone, or we ain't going nowhere.

567
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,320
OK.

568
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,320
And put it on silent.

569
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,400
What if my mom calls in an emergency?

570
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,560
I'm gonna kill you, I swear.

571
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,960
Not on vibration, totally off.

572
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:56,200
MEGA GYM: Buy the membership now
and get a 3% discount.

573
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,440
How are you? Both healthy?

574
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,600
Your latest bill for mobile phone
services is 12.73 euro...

575
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,360
Are you OK in there?

576
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,440
Blacked out for a while.

577
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,160
- Did they write back?
- No.

578
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,280
Don't worry.

579
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,240
There's always good old unfaithfulness.

580
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:36,560
Who do you take me for?

581
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,880
I'm just kidding.

582
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,520
You know what?

583
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,880
I'll buy a wig.

584
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,760
You'll think I'm someone else from behind.

585
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,280
That might be a good idea!

586
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,320
Maybe contact lenses of a different colour.

587
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,480
Don't push it, OK?

588
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,360
Yeah, you can't see eyes from behind...

589
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,560
How are the masters doing?

590
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,920
We're out of black scotch tape - get it when you can.

591
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:05,840
I went out last night, and got myself such a hottie!

592
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,480
Tits like that, incredible ass!
Rubbing against my leg...

593
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,720
What's that?

594
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000
That's my phone.

595
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,560
Who are you texting?

596
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,920
Is it about me?

597
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,320
This is a personal matter.

598
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,680
This is company's phone.

599
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:30,920
He's totally out.

600
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,760
If I didn't have this mortgage,
I would be sooo out of here!

601
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,560
We could open something of our own.

602
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:38,320
OK.

603
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,200
I'll be back soon.

604
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,120
Hi! They texted back!

605
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,160
The swingers!

606
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,280
We'll have to drive outside
the city for 50 kilometers.

607
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,440
50 kilometers is like going to your parents.

608
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,560
Sorry, I won't compare.

609
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,240
Let's get ready.

610
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,080
OK, bye!

611
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,400
They texted back.

612
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,720
We're going to swingers.

613
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,720
What are 'swingers'?

614
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,080
Oh, Irina, you'd better not know.
It'll make you go nuts.

615
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,720
Yeah, you'll leave, then I'll have
to assign you absenteeism.

616
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,800
So, you won't tell me?

617
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,160
Nope.

618
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,800
Hey, don't you need your ferret waxed?

619
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,160
Fuck, yeah.

620
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,240
Let's go!

621
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,360
Really?

622
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:36,720
Sure. I spend all day looking at pussies
so extra one will make no difference.

623
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:37,800
Hold on!

624
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,040
Why does she tell me to 'hold on'?

625
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,720
Buy yourself some coconut juice.

626
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:46,880
Not pineapple?

627
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:47,960
Yeah, pineapple actually.

628
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:49,520
Why?

629
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,160
So when you cum, it won't smell like chlorine.

630
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,440
It'll have a pineapple smell.

631
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,200
Before you leave, jerk the gherkin!

632
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:00,960
I better do, right?

633
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,240
Must do.

634
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,200
So that you last longer with the lady.
You won't embarrass your family.

635
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,440
I'll write it down before I forget.

636
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,840
Number one - pineapple,

637
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,480
number two - jerk off...

638
00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:15,159
Number three?

639
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,360
Shave your pubes.

640
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,480
Till it shines?

641
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,760
No, trim it.

642
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,320
What for?

643
00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:23,440
When the bush is smaller,
the ding-dong looks bigger.

644
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,760
Put it down.

645
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:26,960
How do you spell 'pubes'?

646
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,719
With an 's' or 'z'?

647
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,280
Do you know?

648
00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:35,880
My pubes, your pubes, his her pubes...

649
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,280
With an 's' obviously. Did you not attend school?!

650
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,000
How do you usually depilate hair?

651
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,360
With a cream at home.

652
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,400
Never tried waxing before?

653
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,120
Oops, that'll hurt.. I forgot to warn you, sorry.

654
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,400
You pulled my beaver off?

655
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,159
Yeah, your skin's quite sensitive...

656
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,480
The beaver will be red,

657
00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:56,976
but no worries, it'll calm down by tomorrow.

658
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,240
We're off there tonight!

659
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,480
You should have told me!

660
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:00,640
What am I supposed to do?!

661
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,240
Don't know... Perhaps, stay in the dark...

662
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,320
Super...

663
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,200
Why didn't you tell me? How was I supposed to know?!

664
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,000
- Just finish it off!
- Seriously?

665
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,520
Am I supposed to go half-peeled?

666
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:10,760
OK..

667
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,200
Number 10:

668
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,760
Say nothing to Giedre.

669
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,160
No details, nothing.

670
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,800
We're friends, we share everything.

671
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000
I'm serious.

672
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,880
Better if you lie, for example, you
came too soon, or couldn't get it up

673
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:24,920
I may not get it up??

674
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,920
Only if you think about it.

675
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,000
Fuck, I'll be thinking about it constantly now.

676
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,160
Oh fuck me...

677
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,040
Sorry.

678
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,720
Hey, garage!

679
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,640
There's a car coming in one hour!

680
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,400
It's got to be finished by morning,
so keep working overnight!

681
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,800
The fuck was that?

682
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,080
Playing boss, that's it.

683
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,920
What are we going to do?

684
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,400
- OK, I'll do it alone...
- Will you?

685
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,560
I will, shoot off.

686
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,440
Thank you so much, I owe you!

687
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,640
Just don't think about not getting it up!

688
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,360
I had already forgotten about it!

689
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,680
Sorry! I mean no harm...

690
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,080
Can you pass me my razor?

691
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,880
What for? You've got no beard

692
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,520
I'll shave something else...

693
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,600
What then?

694
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:44,880
Seriously?

695
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,680
You can, and I can't?

696
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,840
I'm a woman.

697
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:48,920
I'm a man,

698
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,840
and I do as I please.

699
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,000
Great argument!

700
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,320
Don't block the pipes!

701
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,480
Hm...

702
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,400
You never made any effort for me.

703
00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,200
Did you say anything?

704
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,200
Don't get distracted, or you'll cut it off...

705
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,320
Can you imagine? I'd get as fat as that cat!

706
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:12,840
We had no sex for a week, and now
we're off to do it with strangers!

707
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,600
You go sit in the car,
I've got to do something first...

708
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,680
What?

709
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,840
Diarrhoea due to stress?

710
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,400
Yep... Diarrhoea

711
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,440
Take some medication, or else, once you get there...

712
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,160
Great!

713
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:07,080
What? Can't I get my privacy in toilet! What is it?

714
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,560
What?

715
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,920
Yes, I can see it. Got it, I'm coming!

716
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,520
Here's your mascara.

717
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,640
Thanks.

718
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:33,720
How are you?

719
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,280
I'm OK.

720
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:37,520
The cheeks are red though.

721
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,520
Just a bit exhausted...

722
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,600
Would you rather stay at home?

723
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,400
Gosh, what a look! Let's go before you kill someone.

724
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,400
What kind of people do you think they are?

725
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,200
They live in a house, so I'm assuming they're rich.

726
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:59,560
You know, a hut with a stove is also a house...

727
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,280
Damn, I didn't think this through...

728
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,280
We're close, anyway.

729
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,920
When did you manage to crack your phone screen?

730
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,360
It slipped at work...

731
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:19,960
Are you sure, this is it?

732
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:21,880
According to GPS, it is.

733
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,160
What if not?

734
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,520
We'll ask where Monika and Dominykas live,
they'll know since it's a village.

735
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:30,880
Good evening!

736
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,960
Evening.

737
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,640
Can you tell us where Monika and Dominykas live?

738
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,200
Right here.

739
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,440
Could you call them please?

740
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:40,760
I'm Dominykas.

741
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,160
Who did you expect?

742
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,960
I was expecting someone younger...

743
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,200
We were expecting someone older.

744
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:49,680
How old are you - around thirty?

745
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,120
More or less.

746
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,480
Big pleasure. Come in.

747
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,080
Head up!

748
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:08,680
It's a beautiful

749
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,800
premise...

750
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,640
Your first time?

751
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:18,640
Yes.

752
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:21,760
We had a threesome a week ago.

753
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:22,960
What's that?

754
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,040
Threesome.

755
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,040
That's what youngsters call ménage à trois.

756
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,120
Oh...

757
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,120
Everyone more or less starts there.

758
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,800
What do you do?

759
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,960
I'm Simas - auto mechanic.

760
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,440
Giedre - I work for a dermatology clinic,

761
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,120
I'm kind of a manager, but also
perform some beauty procedures.

762
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,280
I'm Dominykas, and this is Monika.

763
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,120
But these are not your real names, right?

764
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,360
I must have seen you on TV.

765
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,360
Are you a professor of some subject?

766
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:54,640
Philosophy.

767
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,880
Are you saying these are your real names?

768
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,240
How could I've known?

769
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,320
Don't worry, it's OK.

770
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:07,800
So,

771
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,240
how are we going to do it?

772
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,360
Very simply.

773
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,000
We split and go.

774
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,280
We don't like doing it in the same room.

775
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:19,680
Can you do it that way too?

776
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:20,880
Yes, you can.

777
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,240
You can have 12 people in one room.

778
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,120
But it's not great - too stuffy and smelly.

779
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,560
That's an orgy.

780
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,800
Haven't you seen one online?

781
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,120
I've never made it that far...

782
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,080
Can I ask a personal question?

783
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,720
Sure.

784
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,480
How do you feel

785
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,680
after having slept with strangers?

786
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,480
Between yourselves.

787
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,800
That's why we were surprised to see you so young.

788
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,440
Normally swingers are older.

789
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,760
When you spent a long time in marriage,
quite fed up with each other.

790
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,760
We've been together for 6 years.

791
00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:01,400
Still very short.

792
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,920
When you spend at least 15 years together

793
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,600
then you realize what's really important for you,

794
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,360
and what keeps the two of you together.

795
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,880
And quite often it has nothing to do with sex.

796
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,760
No, that is also important.

797
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,600
We still have sex,

798
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,440
but we've built such great trust
to each other over the years,

799
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,960
that no such adventure could harm us.

800
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,360
We are friends after all.

801
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,720
And friends wish only the best to each other.

802
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:31,800
And you two...

803
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,800
Perhaps it's a little too soon for us.

804
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,800
There you go...

805
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,000
Let's try it. If we don't like it, we won't do it again.

806
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:46,280
No pressure. No rush.

807
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,360
I wouldn't advice driving back just now.

808
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:58,640
So, the lady and I are heading towards the bedroom.

809
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:00,240
Why you?

810
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,440
Last time you were there.

811
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,080
Right now?

812
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,360
When then?

813
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,200
Could Simas and I have a quick word,
and then we'll join you.

814
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,760
There it goes again...

815
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,000
Anyway, stay strong!

816
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,680
The bedroom's straight ahead,
the study's on the left.

817
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,400
There's the toilet.

818
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,520
Don't worry, you'll get him back as good as new.

819
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000
What is it?

820
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,640
He could be my father.

821
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,120
She's no longer 18 either.

822
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,520
But I feel no attraction towards him. You see?

823
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,080
Take it.

824
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,200
What is it?

825
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,040
You'll feel safer. You can use it if in need.

826
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,520
Why the hell you brought it here?

827
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,000
Why did I bought it at all?

828
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,120
I don't know, maybe to defend us against thieves,

829
00:43:57,240 --> 00:43:58,320
not elderly swingers.

830
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,520
What if he's some mad professor?
You saw how he looked at you?

831
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,800
Thanks, that helps a lot.

832
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,200
Take it!

833
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,240
OK, I will, but only because
I don't want you having it.

834
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,720
Shall we go?

835
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,680
Can you promise one thing?

836
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,840
I promise.

837
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,240
You promise without knowing what?

838
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,400
What's that about?

839
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,760
That nothing will change between us after this?

840
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:22,840
OK.

841
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:23,920
It's just an adventure.

842
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
An adventure it is.

843
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,240
Do you love me?

844
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,320
Yeah, sure.

845
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,240
Can you say it properly?

846
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,080
I love you very much.

847
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,840
I love you too.

848
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,520
Nothing stuck between my teeth?

849
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,680
No.

850
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Please come in.

851
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:22,040
You prefer taking the initiative,
or when the lady is in charge?

852
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,280
This is up to the lady.

853
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,600
Quite a joker, aren't you?

854
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,520
What do you hide behind your jokes?

855
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Are you a psychologist?

856
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,800
In my free time.

857
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:39,880
I'm not here for a therapy session.

858
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,520
Do you like dancing?

859
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,360
No.

860
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,720
What about a slow dance?

861
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,000
We danced like this at school...

862
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:01,640
May I talk?

863
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,080
Sure.

864
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,160
In our school in Alytus

865
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,960
we had a discotheque on Fridays.

866
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,360
The last dance was always slow.

867
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,600
If by then you didn't find yourself a girl,

868
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,000
you'd go find your jacket and leave.

869
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,760
You stayed for the last dance, or usually leave?

870
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,880
Depended on the day.

871
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,760
Once a hottie agreed to take the last
dance, and only later I found out why.

872
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:35,880
We used to accompany the girls back home,

873
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,760
and so I was walking with this girl
for a long long time...

874
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:43,280
There was no way back.

875
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,040
A guy always hoped to suceed...

876
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,160
Definitely...

877
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,720
We reach her house and
there's her boyfriend waiting.

878
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,760
They'd had an argument, and she wanted to tease him,

879
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,640
and so he chased me for at least a kilometre.

880
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Did you get away?

881
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,280
I did.

882
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:02,520
And then I threw up by the garages.

883
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:10,920
I suppose you don't smoke?

884
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,080
No.

885
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:13,280
I shouldn't either.

886
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,960
Nobody should.

887
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:16,240
I agree.

888
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,600
Do you have some chewing gum?

889
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,760
Wow, what's that beauty?

890
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,040
Simas made me take it, just in case.

891
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,440
Just in case?

892
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,120
No, I did not want to take it.

893
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:31,920
May I take a look?

894
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,480
In the future, you should never give
your gun to a stranger.

895
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,240
Yeah, that was silly of me.

896
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,160
Beretta Pico - that's a rare model,
not easily bought here in Lithuania.

897
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,960
Simas now wants a bigger one - Glock or something.

898
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,480
Glock 19 or 17?

899
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,280
Perhaps you should stay with him instead?

900
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,840
I'll put it away, so it's safe, OK?

901
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,720
And besides mushrooms,

902
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,440
Alytus is extremely proud of
its porn actress - Tina Kay.

903
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,360
Have you heard of her?

904
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,080
Never heard of her before.

905
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,960
Google it. She does crazy stuff
with unlimited number of men.

906
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,480
Fancy that! That's no some hill fort!

907
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,800
You like pornography?

908
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,480
I'm no pornography sommelier, but all men watch it.

909
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,080
You're right, that was a stupid question.

910
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,680
You know, women also watch it, they just lie about it.

911
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,920
That's right, they also pee in the shower,
and watch pornography, and masturbate.

912
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,760
I live with one of them.

913
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,680
Has anyone told you have the eyes
like two supernovas?

914
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,040
Is that something to do with astronomy?

915
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,920
Yes. The exploded stars.

916
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:05,640
Amazing sight.

917
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:07,240
Thank you.

918
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,320
Good evening!

919
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,720
We're looking for Monika and Dominykas.

920
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,040
I'm Dominykas.

921
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:45,640
OK.

922
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,600
I thought you'd be a bit younger.

923
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:50,680
We're here for a swing party.

924
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,360
Swing party?

925
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:54,520
Who are you exactly?

926
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:56,600
Edvinas and Vika.

927
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,760
We've been texting each other.

928
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,400
Damn, I forgot...

929
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:03,480
Yeah.

930
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,120
Come on in, please.

931
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:14,000
I take the responsibility.

932
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,320
Someone got invited during the week,
then I forgot, and invited others.

933
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,560
I'm getting old...

934
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,440
So, who are you two?

935
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,680
I'm Edvinas, I work at the gym called 'Six Pack Gym'.

936
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:27,320
I've seen you before.

937
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:28,720
On facebook perhaps.

938
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,040
I make videos on sport,
nutrition and healthy lifestyle.

939
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,680
Also, random pranks.

940
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,560
I have 80,000 followers.

941
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:37,080
I have 93,000 on insta.

942
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,400
What's that?

943
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:42,000
She says she's got 93,000 followers on Instagram.

944
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:43,680
Is this good?

945
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,880
This is damn good.

946
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,360
You are those, what they're called...

947
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:49,200
'Influncers'.

948
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,760
I'm a model actually, but yeah, also an influencer.

949
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,360
What does that mean, exactly?

950
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:56,880
How old are you?

951
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,200
I'm 50.

952
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,600
You won't get it anyway.

953
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:03,760
Try me.

954
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:08,000
When a person has a shitload of followers
on insta and Facebook,

955
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:13,640
and posts stuff for dough,
and makes a living out of it.

956
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:19,240
What would you do if one day the internet went bust?

957
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,680
Yeah, if Wi-Fi is weak, then I use mobile data.

958
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:30,960
I'll introduce everyone briefly

959
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,440
I'm Dominykas, but perhaps
you know me by my real name.

960
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,280
Why?

961
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,640
From TV.

962
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:38,640
We don't watch TV.

963
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,200
You don't? Even better.

964
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,120
This is Monika, my wife.

965
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:43,760
This is Simas and Giedre.

966
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:45,880
Nice to meet you.

967
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:48,680
How long have you two been married for?

968
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,480
We've been going out for 3 months.

969
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:52,720
Wow.

970
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,800
What?

971
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,200
Nothing...

972
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:57,840
A bit strange.

973
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:59,600
How are we going to swap?

974
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:00,960
Swap what?

975
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:02,320
Couples.

976
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:03,960
Can I not stay with mine?

977
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,360
Sorry, perhaps I was not clear enough
what a swingers' party really is

978
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,520
I assume that's about a swing dance.

979
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:13,920
This is getting interesting.

980
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,680
These swingers don't dance.

981
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:20,680
They, how should I put it nicely

982
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:23,720
they fuck.

983
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,080
What now?

984
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,200
We exchange couples for sex.

985
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:28,640
Wait, just a minute.

986
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,560
I didn't tell you where are we going,
as I knew you would said 'no'.

987
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,680
I do say 'no' now!

988
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,720
What do you mean by 'they exchange
partners and fuck'?!

989
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,920
They swap partners, bang and go separate
ways. What's not clear?

990
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,040
Is that so?

991
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,120
Exactly.

992
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,040
There you go. So, you'd do it with Simas

993
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,400
or Dominykas,

994
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,640
and I'd do it with...

995
00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:49,720
Giedre.

996
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,960
- Giedre or...
- Monika.

997
00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:53,320
Monika, nice to meet you.

998
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,360
That's one hit deal.

999
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,400
We'll be in one room watching each other,
so there's nothing to worry about.

1000
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:03,760
No, we won't. Each couple takes a separate room.

1001
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,400
A separate room?

1002
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,360
It's not much fun being in one room.

1003
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,280
Separate rooms then.

1004
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,440
If you don't want this, then let's just go home.

1005
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,120
I didn't say I don't want this.

1006
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:19,240
Now you do?

1007
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,240
Yeah, let's stay.

1008
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,560
OK.

1009
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,720
We've never had this many people before.

1010
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:33,960
We may draw lots, but since it's my fault,
so hostess can choose her partner.

1011
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,880
I'm staying with this young man.

1012
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,320
OK.

1013
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,000
Then you go back to the study room,

1014
00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:43,240
Vika and I go to the bedroom,

1015
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,240
and Giedre with Edvinas go to Titas' room.

1016
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Whose room?

1017
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,440
Our son's.

1018
00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:53,040
He's out now, working in Vilnius
with some crypto currencies.

1019
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,280
Can I have quick chat with Simas?
We'll be with you shortly.

1020
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,040
Sure.

1021
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,160
How far you went?

1022
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,240
Not far.

1023
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:21,760
Mhm, you're lying.

1024
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:22,840
Mhm, I'm not.

1025
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,680
We were about to kiss,
when these influencers knocked.

1026
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:27,480
You'll have your second chance.

1027
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,440
Why are you so unhappy, huh?

1028
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,640
You didn't like Dominykas, since he's so old.

1029
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,320
Now you got a nice young bodybuilder.

1030
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,680
I'd rather done it with Dominykas...

1031
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,000
You wanna go home?

1032
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:39,080
No.

1033
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,280
Come on in!

1034
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,720
Jump in! Enough with games already.

1035
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,600
You mean - in this sofa bed?

1036
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,320
No, through the window!

1037
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,160
Glasses really suit you.

1038
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,640
Here comes the first proper compliment.

1039
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,440
You've improved. Thanks.

1040
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:06,680
Yo!

1041
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:14,080
I didn't see you coming in.

1042
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,320
I knocked.

1043
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:21,680
Wait a minute!

1044
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:22,760
What?

1045
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,760
This doesn't work for me like that,
could we sit down first?

1046
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:32,480
What's up?

1047
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:33,680
What's up?

1048
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,440
Nothing. You?

1049
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,760
Look.

1050
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,120
- Is this you?
- Yeah.

1051
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,720
I had 3 kilograms extra.

1052
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,640
I got sick, so I lost them.

1053
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,360
What was wrong? Are you healthy now?

1054
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:50,600
Look here.

1055
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,080
What's that?

1056
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:54,120
Pull ups.

1057
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:55,840
Mmm...

1058
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,800
Which biggest animal could you win against?

1059
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:00,360
What do you mean?

1060
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:02,480
If they attacked you. Could you beat a wolf?

1061
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,080
No way... Look at his teeth!

1062
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,000
What about a badger?

1063
00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:08,440
Let me see what it looks like.

1064
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,080
Tell me something.

1065
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:15,680
Got nothing to say.

1066
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:17,760
How do like it done?

1067
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,160
Do you like doggy style?

1068
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:20,360
Wow.

1069
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,440
No?

1070
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:23,960
Vika also like it more face to face.

1071
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,040
Did you find a badger?

1072
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:27,280
Yeah.

1073
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,480
It's tiny!

1074
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,120
I'd kick it to fuck the hell out.

1075
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,160
I understand your case.

1076
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:39,880
Do you?

1077
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,320
Always look on the bright side, they say.

1078
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,040
How do you mean?

1079
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,960
The thing is, I've run out of my compliments.

1080
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,560
Plus Viagra is about to wear off.

1081
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:53,680
You took Viagra?

1082
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:57,160
Here's the deal:

1083
00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:01,240
I'll give you 50 thousand euros if you sleep with me.

1084
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,120
50 thousand?

1085
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:06,440
OK.

1086
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:09,960
How about 200?

1087
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:11,440
200 thousand?

1088
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:12,560
No, 200 euros.

1089
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,200
I'm not a hooker!

1090
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,040
Don't get mad.

1091
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,680
We just negotiate, that's all.

1092
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,280
I've got an idea.

1093
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:27,480
Come here.

1094
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:33,440
These are all Monica's.

1095
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,480
Worn once, maximum three times.

1096
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:37,320
Take a pick.

1097
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,800
Except this one, it's too damn expensive.

1098
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,760
Are they real?

1099
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,520
What else?

1100
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000
Hallucination?

1101
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:47,600
Are they not fakes?

1102
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:49,720
What do you think?

1103
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:52,400
OK, this one then.

1104
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,640
Damn, this one's expensive too.

1105
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:56,800
I know.

1106
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,520
OK, but on condition that
you'll dance striptease for me.

1107
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:03,440
How do you mean?

1108
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,680
Don't you know what striptease is?

1109
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,680
Sure I know what it is,
but there's no pole standing here.

1110
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:13,320
I've got something else standing.
Which is about to go down soon, so...

1111
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:14,520
Let's improvize.

1112
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:15,920
Deal?

1113
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:17,720
Deal.

1114
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:26,080
I was five when my drunk father was beating my mother,

1115
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,840
my little sister was crying under
the table, and I was shouting:

1116
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:34,120
'If you ever beat mom again,

1117
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,600
I will put you in prison,

1118
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,120
where you won't be able to drink so much!'

1119
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,080
And so that's how he quit it.

1120
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,200
So... it worked!

1121
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Gosh...

1122
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:50,320
Now I understand what you hide
behind these jokes of yours.

1123
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,560
All of this crap.

1124
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:55,360
How did you manage to stay together for so long?

1125
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:56,800
Didn't you go through crisis?

1126
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,240
Sure we did.

1127
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:05,640
To go well as couple, first you have to fix your brain.

1128
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,320
Yours first

1129
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,960
Getting rid of all shyness, childhood traumas

1130
01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:14,840
I think we've got our heads under control...

1131
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:17,040
Really?

1132
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,360
That was quite a story about your father!

1133
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:24,760
You talk about this with a smile,
but this isn't a normal childhood!

1134
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,360
I don't think that you beat your wife, but

1135
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,720
say, if you make a mistake, do you admit it?

1136
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,120
Do you say sorry?

1137
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,240
Perhaps I don't make that many mistakes.

1138
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:36,760
See?

1139
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,800
This is what I'm talking about.

1140
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,240
Let's change the subject.

1141
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:45,960
Let's change it then.

1142
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:52,560
Listen, didn't you masturbate before coming here?

1143
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,000
Twice.

1144
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,600
I was guessing you did.

1145
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,520
But we're having a nice conversation.

1146
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,320
Indeed.

1147
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:13,520
..97, 98, 99,

1148
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:15,480
100!

1149
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:17,320
Superb!

1150
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:18,480
I said I'd do it.

1151
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:20,520
I never said I didn't believe you.

1152
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:24,680
Wait, I'm getting a blackout...

1153
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:29,280
What's up?

1154
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:33,960
I can see here you've got a bit of sagging...

1155
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:36,800
Come to my gym, we'll get it fixed!

1156
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,440
Thanks for the compliments!

1157
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,160
Come here, let's take a look.

1158
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:47,200
Aha, we'd get these love handles off,

1159
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:49,560
and would tone up these arms

1160
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,760
your legs need sit-ups badly

1161
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:54,600
your butt

1162
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,240
it exists, but should be lifted up a bit.

1163
01:01:58,760 --> 01:01:59,760
Tighten your butt!

1164
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:01,280
Do it!

1165
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:02,840
You see, you can't do it.

1166
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,280
And the whole of your posture
needs to be stretched out.

1167
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:07,400
Look - voilà!

1168
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:08,480
Chest up.

1169
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,440
Don't forget you're a princess!

1170
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:14,200
Head up at all times!

1171
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,000
I don't know, I think she'll be lost without Leonas..

1172
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,120
No,

1173
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:13,320
Leonas became famous thanks to her.

1174
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,600
Juste is a total diva.

1175
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,720
I'm not a special fan,
but I do listen to her during PMS.

1176
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:20,360
I listen to her on YouTube.

1177
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:25,320
What do you do?

1178
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,640
I work at the beauty salon.

1179
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:29,280
Do you do hair removal?

1180
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,360
Yeah. Do you need to get it done?

1181
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,440
Do you do it with laser?

1182
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:34,760
Mainly with laser. Where do you need it to get done?

1183
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:37,520
Here.

1184
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:40,120
Do you normally shave it?

1185
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,520
Yeah, it pisses me off...

1186
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,960
Can I ask you a personal question?

1187
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:50,160
Go on.

1188
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,080
Are you seriously into women?

1189
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:54,440
How do you mean?

1190
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:56,880
There's nothing wrong with that..

1191
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,400
Are you saying I'm a faggot?

1192
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:03,400
Calm down, we're just talking. This is no fight ring.

1193
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,880
If you were a dude, I'd fucking punch you in the face!

1194
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,440
Don't so mad, I only asked you
a simple question. You're so sensitive!

1195
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,360
Are you lesbian or what?

1196
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:12,840
Perhaps I am a bit.

1197
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:15,600
You're a faggot, and you pick on others!

1198
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,320
Don't get mad, alright? I'm sorry.

1199
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:20,640
Shit...

1200
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,480
You look damn good though.

1201
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,640
You're only saying this out of pity.

1202
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,440
No, I'm not. Just look at yourself!

1203
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,120
You think?

1204
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,200
Sure.

1205
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:36,240
There you go...

1206
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,000
Let's go now!

1207
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:43,720
Can't you see we're porking?

1208
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:52,160
Look.

1209
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:53,840
What?

1210
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:56,480
What should I do? Wake him up for you?

1211
01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,000
He died!

1212
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,040
How do you mean?

1213
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,520
Like totally!

1214
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:08,520
He said he took Viagra.
Perhaps his heart stopped, or whatever...

1215
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:12,520
Are you serious?

1216
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:23,400
Calm down! Don't leave your DNA behind!

1217
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:25,680
Vika,

1218
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:27,720
we're going to jail now!

1219
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:29,560
What for, you idiot?

1220
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,640
You couldn't get it up for him, that's what for!

1221
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:33,840
What?

1222
01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:36,240
He died because you're not sexy, do you get it?

1223
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:37,680
Cut the bullshit!

1224
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:41,080
And you got me involved, holy fuck!

1225
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:44,400
Why are you naked?

1226
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:46,160
Have you been banging?

1227
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:49,320
I was dancing for him, when he croaked...

1228
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,520
Were you dancing swing for him?

1229
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,280
This is not this kinda party, you dumbass!

1230
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Listen, this is none of your business!

1231
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,960
You get me here and tell me to fuck strangers!

1232
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:02,120
- As if this was the first time...
- What?

1233
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:05,240
Anyways, why the hell he took the fucking Viagra?!

1234
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,440
I knew you can't get men excited -
here's your piece of work!

1235
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:10,840
Wait,

1236
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:14,080
but he'd taken Viagra before we got here.

1237
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,000
So that's why...

1238
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:19,760
Let's call the rest in here!

1239
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:23,040
Worst case scenario - we get 20 years
of sentence divided by four!

1240
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,960
So we get only 5 years each.

1241
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,720
Where the fuck you're taking these numbers from?

1242
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:30,000
I'm studying law after all.

1243
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:32,680
Are you actually studying something?

1244
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:34,400
Law at Romeris University.

1245
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:36,680
Why didn't you tell me?

1246
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,560
Whatever.

1247
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:44,680
Let's go.

1248
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:45,760
Where? Home already?

1249
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:47,040
You'll see.

1250
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:48,600
Did anything happen?

1251
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:53,960
Let's go.

1252
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:57,240
Look, what you've done!

1253
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:58,720
What am I looking at?

1254
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:02,440
He took Viagra before we came,
meaning he took it for you!

1255
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,680
This means you're responsible for his death!

1256
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,000
Death?

1257
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:07,280
This is not how Viagra works.

1258
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:11,280
He's old, perhaps his heart stopped or something...

1259
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:17,520
Fuck!

1260
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:20,400
See? You're the one going to jail!

1261
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,400
Nobody's going to jail. Calm down.

1262
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:25,040
You'd better think what to do since you're so smart!

1263
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:27,400
We've got to call in Simas!

1264
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,360
Put on some clothes. Look at yourself!

1265
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:38,280
You know, the problem is,

1266
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:41,560
that every man hopes his wife will never change.

1267
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:43,800
And they suddenly do.

1268
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:48,960
Women, on the other hand, wish their men
would change, which the buggers never do.

1269
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:50,440
I don't intend to change.

1270
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:51,880
You'll have to!

1271
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,360
OK OK.

1272
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:57,200
How am I supposed to pay you back for this wisdom?

1273
01:07:58,360 --> 01:07:59,440
You know well.

1274
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:07,480
My workmate told me if I keep thinking
about the erection, I wouldn't get it up.

1275
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,280
I've been thinking about it ever since.

1276
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:15,440
Where you said you work? At workshop?

1277
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,279
Car repairs.

1278
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:22,160
Means you're good with your hands...

1279
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:29,120
Come in!

1280
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:31,760
I need Simas!

1281
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:33,439
Are you done yet?

1282
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:34,640
Get dressed and come here!

1283
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:38,560
Do as you're told.

1284
01:08:48,240 --> 01:08:49,240
What's up?

1285
01:08:49,319 --> 01:08:50,560
Dominykas is dead.

1286
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:52,080
Come here!

1287
01:08:57,319 --> 01:08:59,319
We'll have to bury him in an open coffin.

1288
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:00,479
Why so?

1289
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:02,800
The lid won't come down.
Erection remains after death.

1290
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,080
Simas!

1291
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:06,720
What? A little stick next to it
will make it look like a cross.

1292
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:09,880
Are you seriously joking now?

1293
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:12,600
Do you realize all of us are crime suspects?

1294
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,640
Who was the last person in the room when he died?

1295
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:16,520
I was, but he took Viagra for her!

1296
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,279
Nonsense! My grandma had Viagra
prescribed for her high blood pressure.

1297
01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:20,359
Simas!

1298
01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:23,000
What? He's gone, so what am I supposed to do?

1299
01:09:23,319 --> 01:09:24,840
You can give him a wake-up kiss if you like!

1300
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:26,160
OK, but what should we do?

1301
01:09:26,279 --> 01:09:27,600
We should tell Monica about it.

1302
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:28,840
Are you nuts?

1303
01:09:29,240 --> 01:09:31,640
Are you supposed to just announce -
hey, your husband's dead!

1304
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:33,920
Maybe you're right - 'hey your husband's dead'.

1305
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:36,920
Come on, Edvi, let's get the hell out of here!

1306
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,960
My father will kill you for this shitty mess!

1307
01:09:40,479 --> 01:09:41,479
Fuck!

1308
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:43,399
Shush everyone, you're going nowhere!

1309
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:45,319
Police will track you down in no time!

1310
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:47,399
What Police?

1311
01:09:48,279 --> 01:09:49,880
Listen, we'll all keep quiet.

1312
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:53,080
The old dude croaked since
his penis was unable to stay up.

1313
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:54,920
Let's get the hell out.

1314
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,200
I'm not willing to watch
her discovering him like this!

1315
01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,240
What shall we do?

1316
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:00,400
No idea.

1317
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:04,000
We've got to tell her.

1318
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:10,400
Stop! We had a deal!

1319
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:12,240
Let go of me!

1320
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:18,280
What the fuck is going on in here?!

1321
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:21,560
Hi Titas,

1322
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:24,280
we've been considering investing
in crypto currencies,

1323
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:28,120
so perhaps you could give us some advice?

1324
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:30,920
Mother!

1325
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:40,640
Will someone explain what's happening here?

1326
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,480
Maybe you can explain it to the kid.

1327
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:46,720
No.

1328
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:48,560
He's your kid, you explain.

1329
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:54,600
How should I put it nicely...

1330
01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:57,680
Your father and I are...

1331
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:00,440
What?

1332
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:03,080
Swingers.

1333
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:16,880
Are you saying that you had

1334
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,520
with all of these..?

1335
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:20,720
Not with all of them.

1336
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,760
They're all my age!

1337
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,720
This one here's even younger!

1338
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:28,520
We've been lucky today.

1339
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:30,720
I didn't mean that!

1340
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:32,760
Where's dad?

1341
01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:34,640
Where's Dominykas?

1342
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:35,800
Who?

1343
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:38,160
He's asleep.

1344
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:39,600
Did you manage to?

1345
01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:40,960
Sure we did.

1346
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:43,440
The old fart got lucky.

1347
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:45,360
Mom, yuck!

1348
01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:48,320
What are you doing here after all -
why didn't you call?

1349
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,920
Do I have no right to surprise my parents?

1350
01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:53,040
I still have my room, just so you know.

1351
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:57,360
Change the sheets if you intend to stay overnight.

1352
01:11:57,680 --> 01:11:58,720
Are you serious?!

1353
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,240
Don't raise your voice or you'll wake the father.

1354
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:02,600
Father!!!

1355
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,560
What are you planning on telling him?

1356
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:06,840
Complain?

1357
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,240
He was the one who invited all.

1358
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,520
I need his signature and a stamp.

1359
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:15,760
There it is... I knew
there was a reason for your visit.

1360
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,000
Father!

1361
01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:20,960
I'm very sorry but I suggest you don't go up

1362
01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:25,360
it's embarrassing and there's
this heavy smell of sex in the air...

1363
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:27,080
Who the hell are you?

1364
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,360
I'm Simas,

1365
01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:33,560
I'm an auto mechanic, I can give you a discount.

1366
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:35,120
What do you drive?

1367
01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:38,840
Shit, none of this would happen
had you not dragged me here!

1368
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,360
- Calm down!
- Let go!

1369
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,120
Hey, your girl doesn't like it!

1370
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:43,680
What's your beef?

1371
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:45,440
Yours is a lesbian!

1372
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:49,160
What did you say?

1373
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:50,480
She's a lesbian.

1374
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:53,760
That's it!

1375
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:57,720
Everyone out!! No one's touching my kid!

1376
01:12:58,440 --> 01:12:59,680
Show me. Is it bleeding?

1377
01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:03,480
No, it's not. Stay here, I'll get you some ice.

1378
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:09,000
Stay overnight, your father
will sign everything tomorrow.

1379
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:11,920
Will you change the sheets? I don't want to touch them

1380
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:13,200
I will, I will.

1381
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,000
Fuck!

1382
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:21,080
What?

1383
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:22,440
I left my handbag there!

1384
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,000
Here, it's right there.

1385
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,200
Not this one!

1386
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:29,480
I have this one, means it's another. Think a little!

1387
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:31,720
Which one then?

1388
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,040
None of your business.

1389
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:34,480
Turn around.

1390
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,000
We're not coming back there.

1391
01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,280
OK. Will you buy me a Vuitton?

1392
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:40,280
How much is it?

1393
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,400
Over two grand.

1394
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:44,280
I guess not.

1395
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,560
That's it

1396
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:47,360
you're turning round!

1397
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:49,720
Or my father finds out all about this!

1398
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:54,080
Simas?

1399
01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:55,480
What?

1400
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:56,880
I left a gun there.

1401
01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:58,920
Say again?

1402
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:00,680
You shouldn't have given it to me.

1403
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:01,840
Where did you leave it?

1404
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:02,920
In the bedroom.

1405
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:04,360
Fuck. Why did you take it out?

1406
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,480
What's the difference now?

1407
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:07,120
There's a punishment for losing a gun.

1408
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:08,520
I told you not to give it to me!

1409
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:12,200
Fuck - I said I said! You're always so fucking smart!!

1410
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:13,920
Fuck!

1411
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:15,760
Shit

1412
01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:49,240
Peekaboo!

1413
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:51,000
Wakey wakey!

1414
01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:55,520
Get up, get up

1415
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:00,280
And?

1416
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:01,360
Did you manage?

1417
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:02,640
What?

1418
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,560
To bang the youngster?

1419
01:15:08,360 --> 01:15:09,400
No, I didn't.

1420
01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:12,080
I passed out.

1421
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:15,560
I remember her dancing striptease,
I must have passed out...

1422
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:16,920
Fancy that!

1423
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:22,440
We're having a problem.

1424
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,840
Perhaps we should show you to Banevicius.

1425
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:28,720
Perhaps.

1426
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:30,640
What about you?

1427
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,200
Did you have some?

1428
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:34,800
Not at all...

1429
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:36,880
We spent all time talking.

1430
01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:38,680
They're too young,

1431
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:40,200
still dealing with issues.

1432
01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:43,240
Those two should be fine,

1433
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:45,840
I mean Giedre and Simas.

1434
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:48,640
The other two can go to hell.

1435
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:57,160
Since none of us got some, how about we... huh?

1436
01:15:58,680 --> 01:15:59,680
Really?

1437
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:05,680
Let's just keep it quiet, Titas is here.

1438
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,320
What the hell you doing?

1439
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:12,400
You didn't lock the door?

1440
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:14,256
I didn't manage to, they
started fighting downstairs.

1441
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,440
This is entirely her idea.

1442
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:16,520
Shut up.

1443
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:17,880
What's this?

1444
01:16:18,520 --> 01:16:19,520
What's this?

1445
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:21,720
He was dead.

1446
01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:23,160
Not really.

1447
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:27,680
He has narcolepsy. Got too excited.
Passed out. What do you want, anyway?

1448
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:29,280
A handbag.

1449
01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:30,480
What handbag?

1450
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,000
This one.

1451
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:36,720
This is actually mine.

1452
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,520
Let me explain.

1453
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:43,400
I promised to give it to Vika for her
services, and would buy you a new one.

1454
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:44,960
You serious?

1455
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:46,840
Third time already. You never noticed.

1456
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:53,560
OK, we'll discuss this tomorrow, and you
put it back please. No sex, no handbag!

1457
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,520
Hey! He was dead!

1458
01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:59,040
And for all this moral damage
I should get the luxurious one!

1459
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:00,840
I told you couldn't have it!

1460
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:03,280
Vika, let's go, I'm asking you!

1461
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:06,880
Where the hell did this one come from?

1462
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:10,480
Baby, put the pistol down please, I'm begging you.

1463
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:11,920
Why are you here?

1464
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,000
For this one.

1465
01:17:13,160 --> 01:17:14,240
It's currently in use.

1466
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,680
Listen, give the weapon to me
before you kill someone.

1467
01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:18,320
Tell him who my father is.

1468
01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:20,080
Thug, her father's a thug.

1469
01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:22,080
- Are you alive?
- He had narcolepsy.

1470
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,920
- What?
- Narcolepsy!

1471
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:25,720
Where's your hooker?

1472
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,080
Is that what you call Giedre?

1473
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:28,560
Did she like Edvi's salami?

1474
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:29,880
Nothing happened between them.

1475
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:31,760
What?

1476
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,040
I lied to you, sorry.

1477
01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:47,200
Girl, do you understand what you're doing?

1478
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:50,640
You either give me the luxurious one,
or I'm taking it myself.

1479
01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:52,480
What's happening here?

1480
01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:55,280
The cunt shot me!

1481
01:17:57,240 --> 01:17:58,320
Shit!!!

1482
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:06,760
What happened?

1483
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,760
I was calling cops, when the phone got shot!

1484
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:11,520
What's with the hand?

1485
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:12,960
That's what!!!

1486
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:17,920
OK, don't scream.

1487
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:19,680
Shall I call the ambulance?

1488
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:22,760
Of course you fucking should!!!

1489
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:30,480
And then you went back to collect
your abandoned gun, right?

1490
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:34,760
Listen, officer, I know you're doing your job,

1491
01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:38,560
but the only victim here is my son.

1492
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:40,800
Is he planning on pressing charges?

1493
01:18:42,440 --> 01:18:43,920
When the finger grows back?

1494
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:47,800
Surely not.

1495
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:49,600
OK, the punishment will be lighter.

1496
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:53,320
Could we keep some details undisclosed?

1497
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,440
You know, I keep my gun in a safe too.

1498
01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:59,760
Why would we ruin this young man's life?

1499
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:02,800
Young or not, same law applies to all.

1500
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,400
Who did you say your father was?

1501
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,360
None of your business.

1502
01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:12,360
Her father is Alex Volski.

1503
01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:15,160
Idiot, are you fucking blind - the cops are here!

1504
01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,720
Are you Viktorija Volskyte?

1505
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:21,520
Yes, I am.

1506
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:42,080
So, the son found the key, and took
the gun from the safe, am I right?

1507
01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:43,560
Exactly.

1508
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:54,600
OK, goodbye!

1509
01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:12,680
You need to break up.

1510
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:29,520
I'm sorry I shouted at you.

1511
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,080
I'm sorry I left the gun behind.

1512
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,560
Perhaps we should quit?

1513
01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:50,560
Perhaps.

1514
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:52,680
I'm done with it.

1515
01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:55,760
You may continue if you wish.

1516
01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,480
I think I'm done too!

1517
01:22:06,440 --> 01:22:08,240
How about we go now, huh?!

1518
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:33,960
I said Americano, not Latte!

1519
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:37,840
Listen, Vika,

1520
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:40,800
I don't think this is working out...

1521
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:43,880
You might think before you
say something like that, ok?

1522
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:45,240
I have thought enough.

1523
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:48,480
You're what - dumping me?

1524
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:50,040
Kinda.

1525
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:52,360
Shall I call my father?

1526
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:54,080
Call him if you like.

1527
01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:58,240
This is the car key, there's the MOT, the tank's full.

1528
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:02,320
Thank him for this present on my behalf.
And say I'm sorry.

1529
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:13,200
See you.

1530
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,440
That fingerless running around...

1531
01:23:19,640 --> 01:23:22,400
It took them a while to catch him
and put him in the ambulance.

1532
01:23:22,480 --> 01:23:25,480
The cops wondering what to do;
they collected their papers and left too.

1533
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:26,800
We're standing there...

1534
01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:28,040
It's somehow sad...

1535
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:29,800
So we got home and went to sleep.

1536
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:30,920
Fuck me...

1537
01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:33,040
Hello!

1538
01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:34,880
Everyone's here!

1539
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:39,880
I got a couple chicks on Saturday too -
threesome it was!

1540
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:42,720
What are you sighing about?

1541
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:45,760
This is something for you

1542
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:48,000
from Monday you start working in Kaunas branch.

1543
01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:50,920
In Kaunas?

1544
01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:54,960
If you don't like it,
sign on the other side and goodbye.

1545
01:23:57,760 --> 01:24:00,120
'REQUEST TO TERMINATE THE CONTRACT'.

1546
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:01,720
Are you kidding me?

1547
01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:03,960
Do I look like I am?

1548
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:07,760
Bring the same one to me too then.

1549
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:10,600
Playing heroes, yeah?

1550
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:13,160
Don't be silly.

1551
01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:15,520
Don't worry, we'll be fine, we'll open our own.

1552
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:19,240
Really? Over my dead body.
I'll make sure you won't do it in Vilnius.

1553
01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:21,880
Listen, how long is your shlong, huh?

1554
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:23,160
What?

1555
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:25,520
How big is your strudel, huh?

1556
01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:28,760
Did you measure it? Take it out, show it!

1557
01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:30,480
What's your problem? Are you a faggot?

1558
01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:32,400
How long is your strudel - answer the question!

1559
01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:33,760
Never measured it.

1560
01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:37,360
Everyone has. Since you're not telling -
yours is short, got it?!

1561
01:24:38,520 --> 01:24:41,760
Listen, get your toys together, and get the fuck out!

1562
01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:44,440
I need you out in one hour!

1563
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,360
With pleasure.

1564
01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:57,520
He's grown his balls over the weekend!

1565
01:24:57,720 --> 01:24:59,720
Because he didn't get to shag anyone.

1566
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:01,040
Simas, be so kind,

1567
01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:04,320
and make love at least to your own wife.

1568
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:10,760
There it is.

1569
01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:14,520
A couple centimeters to the side
and she would shot me in the gut.

1570
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:17,000
If the scar remains,
we can always remove it with laser.

1571
01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:19,040
Milana, which laser do we use to remove scars?

1572
01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:20,680
Fraxel.

1573
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,400
See? She knows.

1574
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:24,720
I'm quitting job next week.

1575
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:26,280
This time for real?

1576
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,680
I don't want to work with whores.

1577
01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:30,160
Of course you don't.

1578
01:25:30,240 --> 01:25:33,720
By the way congrats on your engagement.
You've got nice pics on Instagram.

1579
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:35,400
Thank you.

1580
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,840
- What's this?
- Flowers.

1581
01:25:47,920 --> 01:25:48,920
Real ones.

1582
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:50,280
Thanks, that's nice.

1583
01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:52,960
- Shall we go to the forest?
- Right now?

1584
01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:54,040
Now.

1585
01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:56,840
- OK.
- Let's go home to get changed.

1586
01:26:10,720 --> 01:26:11,880
Are we there yet?

1587
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:13,240
Not far away.

1588
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:28,840
When did you get time for this?

1589
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:30,600
I'm jobless since lunch.

1590
01:26:30,960 --> 01:26:31,960
What?

1591
01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:34,880
Matas and I are going to open our own garage.

1592
01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:36,640
And we'll be fine.

1593
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:49,800
You know, what I realized this weekend?

1594
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:51,400
What?

1595
01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:55,200
That I'm the happiest man on earth.

1596
01:26:57,200 --> 01:26:58,200
You know why?

1597
01:26:58,720 --> 01:26:59,720
Why?

1598
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:01,720
Cause I've got the best wife,

1599
01:27:02,240 --> 01:27:03,240
friend and lover

1600
01:27:03,480 --> 01:27:06,000
and a partner in crime if needed.

1601
01:27:08,560 --> 01:27:11,120
You're my favourite person in this world.

1602
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:13,680
You're mine too.